shatteredhorns:

scootabooty:

scootabooty:

scootabooty:

scootabooty:

scootabooty:

scootabooty:

scootabooty:

Tom Hanks masturbates

Tom Wanks

Tom Hank punishes his kids

Tom Spanks

Tom Hanks says grace at dinner

Tom Thanks

Tom Hanks needs to deposit money

Tom Banks

Tom Hanks plays Tug-o-War

Tom Yanks

Tom Hanks can’t remember

Tom Blanks

Tom Hanks stabs a bloke

Tom Shanks

Tom Hanks takes a boat ride

Tom Cruise

(Source: hats-and-horses, via fuckyeahlaughters)

I fucking hate when someone tells me I’m not an adult.. or that I don’t act mature enough to be considered an adult. 

Like shut up. I am an adult. I do act like an adult. 

“I’ve seen more stuff in my life. You just need to grow up a little” 

Ha! I think I’ve gone through more “adult” problems through my 19 years than someone my age should. 

I just wish people actually knew me before they judge me. You think I’m childish because I laugh? Maybe it’s because I know how the real world is so I’m not taking anything for granted? 

stopthedimples:

he kisses her

help i’ve fallen and i cant get up

(via lirryspark)

ambitiousbard:

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

(via thundertricked)

stillwatersofconsciousness:

radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool